Anisseta Escapade Episode 2 : Rumble In The Jungle

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Suzuki Arashi FH125 Jungle Hutan Bogor
Damn, akhirnya Shootupnride.com kembali rutin bercerita soal kisah-kisah soal dunia motor! Setelah lama berkubang & “tersesat“, akhirnya kami kembali dengan gebukan kisah-kisah pretensius khas Shootupnride. Kalian menikmati kisah-kisah muntahan kami kembali kan, Striders?

Untuk merayakan berakhirnya era prehistorik & tidak produktif kami, saya dengan berat hati mengangkat kisah lanjutan dari Anisetta, the ShootupnRide All-Road Vessel #1. Dan karena saya cukup kesal akan gaya penuturan Anisseta yang cenderung “nyinyir“, saatnya saya kembali memegang kendali akan muntahan-muntahan kata dalam post ini. Enjoy :

Damn, at last, Shootupnride.com again routinely tell about the tales from world of motorcycles! After wallow & “lost” at a long time, it’s time we returned with typical Shootupnride pretentious-telling tales. Have you enjoyed our updates so far, Striders?

To celebrate the end of our prehistoric and unproductive era, I reluctantly picked up the continued story from Anisetta, the ShootupnRide All-Road Vessel # 1. And because I was pretty upset about Anisseta narrative style that tends to “petty “, it’s time for me to back in control of vomited words in this post. Enjoy:

Indonesa Moto Rally Adventure 2013
Sejujurnya, saya baru pertama kali menemukan yang namanya event Moto Rally, di Indonesia. Biasanya, sesuatu yang baru cenderung direspon secara kontras. Diminati atau dicemooh. Untunglah, berkat promosi & reputasi panitianya, as you can see, event ini diikuti banyak peserta dari beragam komunitas & tipe motor. And hey! Anisetta satu-satunya motor dengan wujud bebek disini, swag.

To be honest, it’s my first time to discover what Moto Rally event in Indonesia. Usually, something new tend to responded in contrast; Demand or scorned. Fortunately, thanks to the promotion and reputation of the committee, as you can see, the event was attended by many participants from various communities and the type of motorcycle. And hey! Anisetta the only bike with a form of cub here, swag.

Piston Bike Serv Apache 180 Aminx

Here’s Aminx put the entrant insignia for KECE, and behind him that is our beloved SNR Editor, damn_dx that…Do nothing.

Aminx Uie Indonesia Moto Rally Adventure 2013

Hey, masih ingat Teh Uie, bunda dari Anisetta? She’s also participant you know! Berperan sebagai navigator & pillion rider untuk Aminx & KECE, thanks to her vast experience & knowledge about how to riding two up, kita tunggu aksinya sebagai satu-satunya pasangan yang berboncengan!

Hey, remember Teh Uie, mamma of Anisetta? She’s also participant you know! Acts as a navigator and pillion rider to Aminx & KECE, thanks to her vast experience and knowledge about how to riding two up, we’ll wait for their action as the only pair that riding tandem!

Bagus Sugito lapakbiker.com Aminx Uie Indonesia Moto Rally Adventure 2013

CBR150R & All-terrain Rally? Hanya orang kejam yang berani melakukannya, dan dosis kekejaman BadGuys, salah satu owner Lapak Biker (partner kolom IAMWHATIRIDE kalau anda baru kenal Shootupnride.com hari ini) terlihat dari seringainya. Shit, it will be a hell of ride!

CBR150R & All-terrain Rally? Only those who dare & cruel willing to do that, and looking to BadGuys, (Lapak Biker owner, IAMWHATIRIDE column partner if you know Shootupnride.com today) grinning, certainly he got thick dose of cruelty. Shit, it will be a hell of ride!

Arman Piston Bike Serv Hornet GPS Pad

Last but ain’t least from Piston Crew, adalah rider dari Aokishi, Arman,, yang sedang mempersiapkan jalur navigasi dari peta menuju…GPS yang “berdedikasi“. Bermain Icon Pop Quiz sembari rally? That’s how Badass Geek roll, playa!

Last but ain’t least from Piston Crew, is the rider of Aokishi, Arman, who preparing the navigation path of the map to the “dedicated” GPS. Playing Icon Pop Quiz while rallying? That’s how Badass Geek roll, playa!

Indonesia Moto Rally 2013 Briefing

Momen-momen saat briefing memang menegangkan, apalagi untuk event yang belum dikenal luas seperti Moto Rally. Membayangkan bagaimana kerasnya nanti medan tempur & rintangan yang dilalui…

The moment of briefing always straining, moreover for the not yet known event like Moto Rally. Imagining how harsh the obstacle and the battlefield that they will through…

Honda Tiger GL Trail shootupnride.com

…Mengingatkan lagi pada para peserta untuk mempersiapkan unit-unit mereka, apalagi penyelenggaranya, Jack Xventure dikenal sebagai penyelenggara event-event Enduro. Prepare yourself, endure the bloodbath!

…Ring a bell to all entrant for preparing again their battle unit, that they will rallying at route that created by legendary Indonesia Enduro event, Jack Xventure. Prepare yourself to endure the bloodbath!

Indonesia Moto Rally View Hambalang

Start dimulai dan Anisetta dengan anggun mengantarkan kami mendokumentasikan setiap momen-momen Rally. Lagi, berkat pengalaman para panitia, jalur yang dilalui menjamin pengalaman riding yang akan mendebarkan! Jalanan penuh tikungan & “cemilan-cemilan” khas seperti lubang & pasir, berpadu dengan panorama yang sejauh pandangan, mengingatkan kita kalau Bogor bukan hanya kota Angkot & pabrik, it also a place where God show His artistic taste…

The rally begin, and Anisetta gracefully ready to tote us to document every moments. Again, thanks to the experience of the committee, the route will ensure a thrilling riding experience! Wild roads full of twists and typical “snacks” like hole & sand, combined with spectacular panoramic view, reminds us that Bogor not only the city of thousand public transportation and factories, it’s also a place where God shows His artistic taste…

Anisetta Arashi Dhey

Setelah tersasar beberapa kali berkat angkuhnya kami tidak membutuhkan GPS (GPS bagi kami berarti Gunakan Penduduk Setempat) & memang sifat kami yang cenderung “pengembara yang bergembira“, akhirnya kami beruntung on line dengan jalur peta yang diberikan panitia. Tinggal mempercayakan insting fotografer kami yang percaya bahwa semuanya memiliki pola…

Having lost several times due to our haughtiness didn’t need a GPS (GPS for us means the Gunakan Penduduk Setempat / Use Local Population) and indeed our nature that tend to be a “Gleeful Wanderers”, finally we were lucky on line with the map given by the committee. Time to entrust our photographer instincts who believe that everything has a pattern…

Kracker Supermoto D-Tracker

…Gotcha! Tim yang pertama disikat oleh todongan lensa kami adalah KRACKER dengan gemuruh suara single-thumpernya…

…Gotcha! The first team that scoped by our lens are KRACKER with their characteristical single-thumper clamorous sound…

Kracker Supermoto D-Tracker shootupnride.com KLX

…Dan yang mesti kami ingat, ini tidak akan jadi pertemuan terakhir kami dengan mereka. Melanjutkan perjalanan survival kami, yang (entah mengapa) menempuh brutalnya lumpur & bebatuan jalur hutan (lagi, terimakasih atas arahan “GPS” kami), kelak…

…And I must remember, it will be ain’t the last time we meet with them. Continuing our survival expedition that somehow again must endure the brutal forest course (again, thanks to our “GPS” refferals)

Anisetta Arashi Kracker Lost Rumble

…Anisetta kembali bersua dengan kawanan supermotard! Kedatangan kami nampaknya mengagetkan mereka, kaget kalau DR-Z rupanya tersedia dalam wujud bebek. Dhey sendiri sedang chit-chat dengan Miko akan kesamaan tingkat intelijensi navigasi mereka yang sehebat Spalax, bahwa untuk sampai di tujuan hanya tinggal maju – kiri – kanan. No, really.

…Anisetta again met with the supermotard troops! Our (unexpected) arrival seemingly startle them, thinking DR-Z evidently available at moped form. As you can see, Dhey and Miko chit-chat about their similar navigation skills that as great like Spalax, that to reach into target just to going forward – left – right. No, really.

Husqvarna Rally Team

Ada kejadian mengerikan terjadi setelah perpisahaan mengharukan antara 2 tukang kesasar itu, yaitu saat Anisetta yang tercebur masuk tanah lempung. Demi kemudahan imajinasi kalian, inilah percakapaanya :

Dhey : “Ayo, saatnya tersasar lagi”
Rey : “Sial, di depan ada lumpur dalam!”
Dhey : “Upps…Rey, dorong Anisetta dari belakang!”
Rey : “Errr…Okay, tapi ini tanah lempung yang menjiji…”
Dhey : *sembari melintirkan gas sepenuh tenaga
Rey : “Motherfu…”
Dhey : *tersenyum jahat :twisted:

Tidak heran mengapa kami ditakdirkan terus bertemu dengan para peserta dengan mesin off-road kelas kakap. Our attitude creates connection and fate…

There’s a gruesome moment after the touching farewell between those lets-get-lost-or-get-laid rider, when Anisetta getting stuck on mud. For making easier imagining for you, here’s the talk :

Dhey : “Let’s go”
Rey : “Arse, that’s deep mud!”
Dhey : “Upps…Rey, pull Anisetta from behind!”
Rey : “Err…Okay, but it get stuck on clay that disgus…”
Dhey : *twist the throttle at full force
Rey : “Motherfu…”
Dhey : *evil grinning :twisted:

No wonder why we fated for meeting entrants with upper echelon off-road machines. Our attitude creates connection and fate…

Indonesia Moto Rally Road

Setelah beragam kejadian khas rally (roda Anisetta bocor, dan…sigh, kembali tersasar), akhirnya kami mendapat kabar kalau rally dihentikan karena hujan lebat yang membuat jalur peserta off-road makin sulit untuk dilalui, akhirnya kami bersiap-siap menuju pos finish di Cibodas. Hoho, saatnya tempat, makanan & minuman hangat…

After lots of typical drama of rally (Anisetta rims getting punctures and…sigh, another lost), finally we got info that rally ended because heavy rain makes off-road course getting worser to pass, in the end we’re going to finish point at Cibodas. Hoho, it’s time to warm place, food & beverages…

Indonesia Moto Rally Epic View Landscape

Saya bukan fotografer lanskap yang baik, tapi demi perdamaian dunia, inilah sebagian view yang saya abadikan selama perjalanan sinting yang saya akui, one of the best riding experience in my miserable life. God bless Indonesia.

I’m not a decent landscape photographer, but for sake of world peace, here some view that I shot at this wacky expedition that I admit, one of the best riding experience in my miserable life. God bless Indonesia.

Indonesia Moto Rally Sunset Landscape

Bagaimana akhir dari saga Moto Rally ini? Lalu, bagaimana kiprah Piston Crew? Siapa yang menggondol podium? Bagaimana nasib Anisetta yang disiksa habis-habisan?

Ah, sebagian dari kalian mungkin sudah tahu jawabannya dari media-media lain, but hey! Menantikan update dari Shootupnride (diharapkan) jauh lebih menegangkan dibandingkan menunggu jawaban target tembakan cinta bukan haha!

#fun fact : Dalam rally ini ada 2 peta jalur yang disediakan panitia, on-road & off-road. Ya, kami (tidak sadar) mengambil peta yang kedua, tidak heran rutin tersasar, melewati jalur ajaib & sehari setelah rally badan kami rontok.

So, how the end of this Moto Rally saga? What about Piston Crew action? The result? And what fate of Anisetta that abused “dearly” by us?

Ah, some of you maybe had known the ending based from another media, but hey! Waiting update from Shootupnride (we expected) far thrilling than waiting answer from love proposal right?

#fun fact : In this rally, there are 2 course map, on-road & off-road. Yeah, we (not aware of that) and take the second map, no wonder we tend to lost, pass through hell of course and day after rally, our condition are drop.

30 Comments

  1. kalau begini saya jadi bingung
    sorry lho ya :mrgreen:
    kayaknya si motor lebih sengsara deh dari tukang kesasar hehehe :D
    (peace :p )

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